Josef Joaquin

Master martial artist & terrific trickster.


You know how you always seem to know that one person who’s good at nearly everything they do, first try? Josef is that guy. He’ll pick up whatever you’ve been doing for months, then finish it in a few hours. And it’s insufferable, and you can never figure out how he does it….

Mostly because he’s faking it.

Josef Joaquin is actually only a master of three things: trickery, mockery, and smackery. All three are used in his strange martial arts, derived from rhythmic breathing and sending waves of energy through the extremities.

In any case, Josef likes to go on adventures. It’s in his blood. His grandfather before him had a grand and strange adventure, and his mother he never knew, and so should he.

Josef Joaquin

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